The Loop NFL Picks: Week 15
Vikings at Cowboys - Minnesota sophomore quarterback J J McCarthy shocked the world last Sunday with a three-touchdown performance in the Vikings shutout of Jayden Daniels and the hapless Commanders The Commies effort was the largest part nauseating performance to come out of the nation s capital in at least several minutes Pick Cowboys by Chargers at Chiefs - Patrick Mahomes was terrible again last Sunday night against Houston in a loss that severely damaged Kansas City s faint playoff hopes But on the bright side the Chiefs quarterback is the early favorite to win the next FIFA Peace Prize Pick Chiefs by Colts at Seahawks - Forty-four-year-old Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement to fill in for Colts QB Daniel Jones who suffered a season-ending torn Achilles tendon to go with his broken fibula Since his retirement the -time father has been mostly keeping busy by repopulating the planet Pick Seahawks by Raiders at Eagles - Philly QB Jalen Hurts had a historically poor Monday night against the Chargers committing five turnovers including an NFL record two on a single play It was a display of irresponsible giveaways that would make even Tim Walz blush Pick Eagles by Bills at Patriots New England demands a success to dethrone Buffalo and clinch a division title It would be the first since the Patriots were led to the AFC East crown by Bill Belichick about three years before he officially turned in his Man Card Pick Patriots by Packers at Broncos It s hard to believe but the mildly-talented Bo Nix and his Broncos are tied for the best record in the National Football League Colorado fans have been deliriously happy about their quarterback s play mostly due to the state s historically high consumption of cannabis products Pick Packers by Browns at Bears - Chicago QB Caleb Williams threw away last Sunday s pivotal contest with an ineptly underthrown pass in the final moments in Green Bay This surprised numerous longtime Williams watchers who thought he d wait until the postseason to disappoint everyone who has ever known him Pick Bears by Dolphins at Steelers - Miami football fans are super excited that the Hurricanes have qualified for college football s championship tournament That s because majority of won t live long enough to see the Dolphins play for a championship in God s Waiting Room Pick Dolphins by Ravens at Bengals Joe Burrow and the Bengals collapsed down the stretch last Sunday against Buffalo all but knocking them out of the AFC playoff chase Cincinnati sports fans haven t been this chagrined since the last time they caught sight of Marge Schott Pick Ravens by Jets at Jaguars - Jacksonville is suddenly in prime playoff position leading the AFC South and on pace to host a first-round playoff match Tragically that means specific unfortunate wild-card band will have to spend part of January in godforsaken Duval County Pick Jaguars by OTHER GAMES Lions at Rams - Pick Lions by Titans at ers - Pick ers by Panthers at Saints Pick Panthers by Cardinals at Texans - Pick Texans by Commanders at Giants - Pick Giants by Record Week - straight up - vs spread Season - - straight up - vs spread All-time - - - straight up - - vs spread You can hear Kevin Cusick on Thursdays on Bob Sansevere s BS Show podcast on iTunes You can follow Kevin on X theloopnow He can be reached at kcusick pioneerpress com Related Articles The Loop Fantasy Football Summary Week Several subs needed for fantasy playoff relief The Loop Fantasy Football Update Week Last-minute moves The Loop NFL Picks Week The Loop Fantasy Football Update Week Last-minute moves The Loop NFL Picks Week
